Silver egg

This Trinity Vibrating Silver Egg just dropped to it's lowest price on record of $6.27 and it will ship for free if you spend $25

Looks like reviews are good too.

California Butterfly Kiss statue $11

This post modern statue / Decoration will give anyone that sees it good vibes for only $11 it just hit the lowest price ever.
I call this statue The blue California Butterfly Kiss
It will ship for free if you get 2 of those and a $3 filler.

Durex Vibrating Bullet $12.74

I am not making this up, it is just this kind of a day.
Durex Play Delight Vibrating Bullet for Quivering Stimulation $12.74,
Lowest recorded price. Buy 2 (one as a backup) and get free shipping.